Tag Archives: Lulz

Federal Government to Fund Creation of Catgirls

Posted on August 13, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The National Institute of Health planning to lift its moratorium on funding that could lead to the development of catgirls: “The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on funding of certain controversial experiments that use human stem … Continue reading →

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Feminists, Have a Cigar

Posted on August 2, 2016 by Guest Poster

     Blithely talking about “depopulating” and then “repopulating” whilst replacing the underlying ideologies may seem what an academic claims is the view of some eeevil White colonialist, but in fact it the rallying cry of Feminist Professor Jane M. Ussher’s paper … Continue reading →

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Witch Degentrification

Posted on July 2, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Wanting to keep urban s**tholes at urban s**tholes is the epitome of “Social Justice”, especially for pasty White people.  Invoking witchcraft to invoke a “protective spell” over that urban s**thole, though, brings it to the next level of craziness: “It … Continue reading →

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Oppressed Academics vs. the American Chimera: A Progressive Parable

Posted on June 17, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The pre-determined truth of the academic Left is that Western Civilization is evil, and thus “Whiteness, Patriarchy, and Capitalism”.  The goal of the academic Left is not to seek out the truth, but to invent justifications for the pre-determined narrative. … Continue reading →

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Fear And Loathing At the Nevada Democratic Convention

Posted on May 23, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The chaos that erupted at the Nevada Democratic Convention has already been noted for outright violence.  Bernie Sanders supporters claimed that many of their delegates were denied entry, and that sudden rule changes were pushed through before the convention items … Continue reading →

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Witches Feel The Bern

Posted on May 21, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Nothing quite says “mainstream support” like holding a political rally involving… Wiccan rituals! “Attending a rally for Bernie Sanders usually involves long lines and security screenings, but that wasn’t the case at an intimate, informal event Friday evening supporting the Vermont senator’s presidential … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile, At The Nevada Democratic Convention

Posted on May 14, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Looks like Bernie and Hillary supporters aren’t getting along so well…

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I, For One, Welcome Our New Dark Lord

Posted on May 3, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Overgrown alcoholic Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be Lucifer himself, as well as announcing he was texting BFF’s with Donald.      Cruz, of course, verbally b***h-slapped Boehner, but this gives your humble author a chance … Continue reading →

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Feminists Will Save Society With The Power Of Witchcraft

Posted on March 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Considering that the Tumblr Witches feel confident to take on Donald Trump, there is nothing they can’t do!      Case in point: They will use the literal spiritual magic of Feminism to save society from “toxic” and eeevil “capitalist patriarchy”!

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Ted Cruz Is Not The Zodiac Killer

Posted on March 22, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer? 38% of Florida voters sure think so.      Why?  Because “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” has become a meme due to a CPAC speech he gave: “Several reports say the rumor stems from a … Continue reading →

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