Tag Archives: Lulz

Social Justice = Sticking Forks In Your Head

Posted on January 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently White women using chopsticks or other such hair apparel are being evil oppressors for “culturally appropriating” East Asian cultures.      How to they fight this oppression?  Like this:      Disney beat her to it:

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Only Oppressors Read Books

Posted on January 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you own a book, then you are literally oppressing all millennials because classist and racist oppressors like you who literally take luxury away from them.      Obviously, the Social Justice warriors only have one recourse:

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If You Are Dating An Ancient Sumerian God, You Are Crazy

Posted on January 17, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you are a girl who thinks she is a biological male, then any semblance of reality is lost, and there is no stopping the leap down the rabbit hole…

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Infinite Genders

Posted on January 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

     At this point, it is only a matter of time before we have more “genders” than there are human beings on the plant…      A partial list:

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Is There Any More Special Snowflake Than A God?

Posted on January 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     What could make a special little snowflake more special than declaring themself a god?  Such individuals who hold themselves to be deities are known as “Deity-kin” and are but a particularly pompous version of the “Other-kin” phenomenon.      At least they … Continue reading →

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Fire Is Now A Gender

Posted on January 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Yup, it looks like the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products, is now an available “gender” for special little snowflakes to use.      It would appear that there … Continue reading →

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When Special Little Snowflakes Go Electro-Magnetic

Posted on January 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

     When a special little snowflake wants to describe themselves in an extra special way, and when being a dragon, a plant, or some invented gender just isn’t enough, there is always the visual electro-magnetic spectrum to identify with, complete with … Continue reading →

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Baphomet Is A Moongendered Intersex Nonbinary Trans Queer

Posted on January 10, 2015 by The Political Hat

     An “otherkin” that declares “moonself” to be a moongendered intersex nonbinary trans queer is also a self declared polyamorous omnisexual acuflux…      Click on image for full size.      I don’t get it either.      I don’t want to get it.

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Je Suis Chapeau

Posted on January 9, 2015 by The Political Hat

     #JeSuisCharlie      #JeSuisChapeau

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An Agender Panromantic Asexual Oriental Short Clawed Zombie Otter in a Quasiplatonic Relationship

Posted on January 8, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The latest special little snowflake describes “vaer-self” with a laundry list of delusions and mental illnesses: I’m agender, meaning I don’t have a gender basically, and I have severe dysphoria. I’m panromantic asexual and on the aromantic spectrum I’m in … Continue reading →

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