Tag Archives: FAIL

Revealed at Last: The “Engine” of Oppression

Posted on July 25, 2014 by The Political Hat

     At long last the “engine” of classism, homophobia, heterosexism, sexism, &c. has bee revealed in all its kyriarchical evil: Thomas the Tank Engine!      Over at the perpetual Leftist self-parody The Guardian, it is explained how a children’s show is basically … Continue reading →

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Protip to Anti-Gun Democrats: Don’t Wage a #WarOnWomen who are Heavily Armed

Posted on July 20, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Remember the narrative on how conservatives and the GOP are waging a “War on Women”?  Clearly the only way to combat this is to… offer a $100,000 reward for naked pictures of a teenage girl???      Really???      Virginia Democrat Mike dickinson … Continue reading →

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Federal Judge Declares California’s Death Penalty Unconstitutional… For Lack of Executions

Posted on July 19, 2014 by The Political Hat

     A Federal judge ruled the death penalty in California to be Unconstitutional because people sentenced to death haven’t been put to death.      Apparently, being alive is “cruel and unusual punishment” under the 8th Amendment of the Bill of Rights.  The … Continue reading →

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Divided They Fall?

Posted on July 14, 2014 by The Political Hat

     The Progressive Left unifies various racial and sexual groups by invoking the boogie-man of “Kyriarchy,” which is the epithet for straight White cis-gendered males.  This has the effect of always needing straight White cis-gendered males to blame everyone else’s problems … Continue reading →

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Eagle Blenders and Environmental Hypocrisy

Posted on July 10, 2014 by The Political Hat

     In the past century, DDT was used to successfully kill pests and malaria-carrying mosquitoes.  This use ended when Rachael Carson lied about how it would hurt poor wittle birds, which led to its ban in the United States and thereafter … Continue reading →

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Obamacare Circus Comes to Town

Posted on July 8, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Remember the people who brought you “Creepy Uncle Sam”?      They’re back… and this time with the entire political circus!

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Valerie Jarrett’s Head Like A Hole

Posted on July 7, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Barack Obama’s puppetmaster Valerie “The Ferret”* Jarrett received an offering gift of a picture frame with her picture… and with acolytes bowing before Moloch her.      Perhaps the best response has already been given:

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Unveiling Common Core

Posted on July 1, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Some not-to-pleasant facts regarding the implementation of the “Common Core” standards, from one of the people who was to oversee the validation of those standards.

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Obama the Bear?

Posted on June 30, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Recently, Obama has been trying to win attention by referring to himself as a “loose” “bear”: “President Barack Obama first said it two weeks ago during an impromptu walk from the White House to the Interior Department and then again … Continue reading →

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The Non-Partisanship of Alfred E. Neuman

Posted on June 27, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Previously, Mad Magazine published a cover that went after Obama over the domestic spying scandal.      Now, Mad has put out two parodies of both Hillary and Obama (again). Hillary Clinton’s Ridiculous New Sitcom http://t.co/X8Q26JKAQr pic.twitter.com/Oy3sGehC15 — MAD Magazine (@MADmagazine) June 10, … Continue reading →

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