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Donald Trump vs. Tumblr Witches

Posted on March 11, 2016 by The Political Hat

     It would seem that Donald Trump faces his greatest foe ever!  To whit: A bunch of “witches” on Tumblr have declared that they will cast binding spells on him, curse him, and otherwise hex him.      *pauses to laugh, repeatedly*      Let’s … Continue reading →

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The College of Power and Liberation

Posted on March 10, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Some Social Justice Warriors at Western Washington University have demands, and they’re important!!1!  These demands are nothing less than a demand for a modern-day Grand Soviet, Stasi, Red Guard, and Orwellian insanity all rolled up into one.      The so-called “Student … Continue reading →

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Feminist Glaciology, Or Stop Mis-Gendering Glaciers

Posted on March 9, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Glaciers aren’t just big hunks of ice, according to feminist and post-colonial­ academics, but have feelings.  This sentiment is considered to be more valid than eeevil masculinist and White science.  This sentiment is also embodied in the peer reviewed article … Continue reading →

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The Ultimate Tool of White Supremacy and Colonialism? Mini-Sombreros

Posted on March 7, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The Bowdoin College’s student government will purge themselves of eeevil oppressors for the sin of… attending a party where some people wore novelty mini-sombreros. “Two weeks ago, some students threw a birthday party for a friend. The email invitation read: … Continue reading →

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Climate Science? Meet The Climate Fairy

Posted on February 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The UN has awarded a prize for “awareness” to a groups of “climate astronauts” singing about how they don’t want to bathe because taking baths will destroy the world or something…  Of course, they had help in their scientific endeavor … Continue reading →

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Hey, Science! Stop Colonizing the Vagina!

Posted on February 26, 2016 by The Political Hat

     A special little snowflake, who is into “slam” poetry (i.e. incoherent rants), has decided that “Hey, Science” is to blame for her little snowflake problems.      Just a few points or so… Microwave ovens were a serendipitous discovery.  They are not … Continue reading →

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The Patriarchy™ Can LITERALLY Turn Off Parts of Women’s Minds

Posted on February 13, 2016 by The Political Hat

     It would seem that the power of The Patriarchy™ is so powerful, that it can LITERALLY turn off part of the brains of women!

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Time is a Social Construct

Posted on February 6, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Apparently not only are gender and race “social constructs” by The Patriarchy™, but apparently time itself is a tool of oppression!

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Queering Outer Space

Posted on February 3, 2016 by The Political Hat

     This is not a pithy title, but what anthropology professor graduate student Michael P. Oman-Reagan state’s he is trying to do. “However, from at least the 1970s, some space scientists have challenged this trajectory of resource extraction, neo-colonialism, and reproduction … Continue reading →

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Maybe You Were Kicked Out of College Because YOU ARE INSANE

Posted on January 21, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Maybe, juuust maybe you aren’t an oppressed little otherkin special little snowflake when you are convinced that you are not only a cartoon character, but that other cartoon characters are right there with you in the room…

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