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You Don’t Have To Be Responsible To Vote

Posted on February 5, 2020 by The Political Hat

The 26th Amendment to the Constitution was passed because it was felt unfair that we didn’t trust the vote to eighteen, nineteen, and twenty year olds when we could trust them with actual military weapons to be used in an … Continue reading →

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Boaty McBoatface for President in 2020?

Posted on November 13, 2019 by The Political Hat

     Broke: Secure elections with voter ID      Woke: Same day registration at the voting booth      Bespoke: Swipe right or left for each candidate and ballot measure      Despite cries of Russian Hackers stealing the 2016 election, some people want to move voting, … Continue reading →

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Florida Democrats: Swamps Are People Too

Posted on October 23, 2019 by The Political Hat

     It is becoming increasingly common around the world, including the United States of America, to grant human rights to “nature” or “Gaia”, including granting “rights” to rivers, glaciers, and mountain—and then let eco-radicals sue on behalf of said geographic features. … Continue reading →

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Level 20 Sensitivity Editor Casts Wokeness on D&D

Posted on October 2, 2019 by The Political Hat

     To those with grievance studies degrees or fancy themselves as “professional privilege heckers” or “racial justice consultants”, we can now add “Sensitivity Editor” for … Dungeons & Dragons! If you have the funds, I’d definitely recommend hiring a sensitivity editor … Continue reading →

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Shamans of Christianity

Posted on September 23, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The impetus to grant human rights to nature is well known, in both theory and in actual implemented practice. But this is not just some secular legal technical equivalence for the purpose of preventing pollution and the like, but a … Continue reading →

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The U.K. Cracks Down on Illegal Baking?

Posted on September 18, 2019 by The Political Hat

     No, this has nothing to do with baking cakes celebrating same-sex marriage. It’s actually even stupider than that. I thought the U.K. had peaked when they stopped selling knives to under 18s pic.twitter.com/j3oibjUJhu — Shallot (@cat_the_cat_cat) September 1, 2019

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Rights And Obligations of Adulthood

Posted on July 23, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The age of majority in the United States is, for the most part, recognized as eighteen, this being de facto enshrined in the Constitution via the 26th Amendment which guarantees the right to vote at said age of eighteen. As … Continue reading →

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Woke Creationism

Posted on July 15, 2019 by The Political Hat

     For many on the Left, evolution is merely a justification for mocking those who believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible (but not the Koran, because that’d be racist or something). By and large, many who so openly mock … Continue reading →

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British Police Now Confiscating Miniature Toy Baseball Bats

Posted on July 10, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The British police forces are a joke when it comes to confiscating “dangerous weapons”. Not only are they considering whisks and spoons to be so dangerous that they have to tout the confiscations on social media, but they are totally … Continue reading →

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Pre-Teen Drag Queen’s Mother Shocked That Her Son Is Seen As Sexual

Posted on July 2, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The world’s worst (or at least one of the worst) mother is shocked—shocked—that her pre-teen son, who dresses in drag and dances for money while looking like a painted harlot, is being sexualized by a convicted sex offender! “Convicted pedophile … Continue reading →

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