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Poe’s Law, University Edition

Posted on July 26, 2016 by The Political Hat

     If you were told a university to combat “toxic masculinity” setting up programs with acronyms like “BALLS,” “DUDES,” or “PENIS,” would you think that this is legitimate, or a case of Poe’s Law where parody becomes indistinguishable from reality?  The … Continue reading →

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According to Academia, Mountains are People Too

Posted on July 25, 2016 by The Political Hat

     We are familiar already with how glaciers are misgendered, but now we can learn about how to get intimate with… mountains.      A graduate student at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Bryanne Young, suggests just such a course. … Continue reading →

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The Ultimate Tool of White Supremacy (in the 3rd grade)? Brownies!

Posted on July 19, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Brownies, the moist chocolaty treat, is now considered racist. “A third grader had made a comment about the brownies being served to the class. After another student exclaimed that the remark was ‘racist,’ the school called the Collingswood Police Department, … Continue reading →

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Fighting The White Man With Native Feminist Time Traveling Dogs

Posted on July 5, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Time traveling ghosts may certainly make for an interesting read in a fantasy fiction story.  As a serious academic study, they invoke laughter cum despair at the state of academia today.      Such is the “study” by a newly minted Ph.D. … Continue reading →

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Witch Degentrification

Posted on July 2, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Wanting to keep urban s**tholes at urban s**tholes is the epitome of “Social Justice”, especially for pasty White people.  Invoking witchcraft to invoke a “protective spell” over that urban s**thole, though, brings it to the next level of craziness: “It … Continue reading →

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Obama: AIDS Transmitted by H8

Posted on June 27, 2016 by The Political Hat

     In a statement about the 35th anniversary of the first case of what would become known as AIDS being documented by the Center for Disease Control, Obama claimed that the spread of AIDS is caused by H8rz: “We’ve learned that … Continue reading →

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Toilet Witches for Transpersons

Posted on June 23, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Funny, how it is always the “scientific” Left who keep on invoking witchcraft in support of their political and social ideals.  A company called “Problem Glyphs” are offering posters that promise to “hex” anyone opposed to grown men using the … Continue reading →

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Oppressed Academics vs. the American Chimera: A Progressive Parable

Posted on June 17, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The pre-determined truth of the academic Left is that Western Civilization is evil, and thus “Whiteness, Patriarchy, and Capitalism”.  The goal of the academic Left is not to seek out the truth, but to invent justifications for the pre-determined narrative. … Continue reading →

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Franklin the Fair Housing Fox

Posted on June 4, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Guess what your tax dollars go to fund?      Franklin the Fair Housing Fox, a mascot for the government’s Fair Housing Act! This is Franklin the Fair Housing Fox. He is a real mascot created by your government with your tax … Continue reading →

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The Unlibertarian Libertarians

Posted on May 18, 2016 by The Political Hat

     One would expect, out of all the major and minor parties in the United States of America, that the Libertarian Party would be the one that would support businesses in their right to refuse service if they find such service … Continue reading →

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