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Rivers Are People Too

Posted on March 28, 2017 by The Political Hat

     There have been plenty of insane attempts to grant the Earth legal “rights”.      New Zealand has eclipsed them all by declaring a river to have the same legal rights as a human being. Yes, the Whanganui River is LITERALLY a … Continue reading →

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#BlackLivesMatter vs. Yakub’s Soulless Albino Mutants

Posted on March 3, 2017 by The Political Hat

     It would seem that a co-founder of #BlackLivesMatter, Yusra Khogali, has “decolonized” her mind and embraced “alternate ways of knowing“… which apparently include Black supremacist pseudo-scientific garbage: “A co-founder of Black Lives Matter Toronto argued that white people are ‘recessive … Continue reading →

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From Canada, In Your General Direction

Posted on February 17, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Canada, indicatively suffering under a Prime Minister who makes Barack Obama seem intellectual by comparison—quite a feat indeed—the Canadian Parliament is discussing the important questions… like the use of the word “fart”:

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Trump’s Useful Idiots

Posted on February 6, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Left has often used “useful idiots” to defend itself from just and accurate attacks against them, most notably in re the Soviet Union and Lenin’s alleged use of the term. But now these same “useful idiots” are being used, … Continue reading →

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You’re Not A Mermaid, You’re Just Crazy

Posted on January 30, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A little girl wanting to be a mermaid princess when she grows up is adorable. An adult woman who quits her job because she believe she is half fish and half human is just plain crazy in the head. “When … Continue reading →

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Salon, the Alt-Right, and Conservatism

Posted on January 18, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The pseudo-amateur webzine Salon tries to wrap around the entire Conservatives vs. Alt-Right question, and invariably gets it wrong, in large part by projecting it’s own ideological framework. They blame the rise of the Alt-Right on conservatives being too ideological … Continue reading →

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Obama Awards Himself A Participation Trophy

Posted on January 16, 2017 by The Political Hat

     With even the Nobel committee regretting giving Obama an award, Obama, after eight long years of proving to the world just what he truly is, has now had to settle for a participation trophy… which he has awarded himself: “The … Continue reading →

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The Resistance: Because Once Again Dissent Is Considered Patriotic

Posted on January 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     When George W. Bush was President, dissent was the highest for of Patriotism. After Barack Obama was elected, dissent quickly became not only treasonous, but also racist. Now that the President will soon again be affiliated with the doubleplusungood Republicans, … Continue reading →

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The Cultural Appropriation of Slavery

Posted on December 30, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The combination of ignorance and indoctrination in modern education has but one aim: Delegitimize America and its civic heritage as a unique evil to be overcome. Case in point: The belief that America invented slavery, which was wholly confined within. … Continue reading →

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2016 Election Predictions

Posted on November 7, 2016 by The Political Hat

     It’s prediction time! My “official” prediction for the 2016 election are below. This election cycle feels like I’ve been Cassandra to the Trump supporter’s Priam, abet with far more accusations of being an agent for Hillary Clinton and of being … Continue reading →

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