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No Alt-Right for Sane Men

Posted on April 5, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Many of the so-called Alt-Right fancy themselves partakers of the “red pill” to achieve their equivalent of being “woke” (Alt-Woke, so as to speak). They eschew the wisdom of those who know better and embrace the ideological framework of their … Continue reading →

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Shut Up, the EU Parliament Explained

Posted on March 28, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Eurocrats who run the European Union seem a bit disappointed with the people of Europe who are increasingly turning against the Eurocrats and towards more popularly appealing politicians: “After Britain’s decision to leave the European Union, the rising popularity … Continue reading →

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A Word of Warning for Pineapple Hating Presidents Everywhere

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following message from Cuthbert Aloysius Coddington III, President of the Amalgamated International Fruit Company, delivered via telegram as delivered by a young boy who looked like that one girl from “The Go-Go’s”… It has come to our attention that … Continue reading →

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Legislating Party Tonight!

Posted on March 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

“No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session.”      — Gideon John Tucker      What, then, could the combination of legislative power plus the power of alcohol bring? “When asked […] what she found most surprising … Continue reading →

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Cannibal News Network

Posted on March 16, 2017 by The Political Hat

     How low in the ratings does CNN have to go before they resort to cannibalism? As low as they were when they decided to have a spiffy segment where one of their presenters drinks from a skull and eats human … Continue reading →

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The Ides of March

Posted on March 15, 2017 by The Political Hat

Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue shriller than all the music Cry “Caesar!” Speak, Caesar is turn’d to hear. Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March. Caesar: What man is that? Brutus: … Continue reading →

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American Governance and the Future of Conservatism

Posted on March 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     What will become of America and the future of her governance? Moreover, what will be America, and what does that mean? Is it something to be conserved and forfended against by stewards of the public trust, being left to thrive … Continue reading →

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Quote The Bible, Go To Jail

Posted on March 9, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Bible has been considered H8 speech in Canada for some time now, and quoting it accurately has been considered a H8 crime. It is little wonder, then, that quoting the Bible in Scotland, after explicitly being inquired upon, would … Continue reading →

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From Canada, In Your General Direction

Posted on February 17, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Canada, indicatively suffering under a Prime Minister who makes Barack Obama seem intellectual by comparison—quite a feat indeed—the Canadian Parliament is discussing the important questions… like the use of the word “fart”:

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Culpability by Presence

Posted on February 14, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A man in the U.K. has been sentenced for manslaughter for… literally doing nothing. “Simon Taylor for the prosecution told the hearing: ‘Mr Bowditch accepts that although he cannot say exactly how Becky Morgan came to fall into the sea, … Continue reading →

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