Category Archives: Science

Green Energy: Bird Slaughtering Death Rays

Posted on February 18, 2014 by The Political Hat

     The “environmentally friendly” method of “green energy” production using wind farms, has been known for some time now to also result in the wanton slaughter of birds, including many endangered species.  But now we can add another “environmentally friendly” method … Continue reading →

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Another Victim of Global Warming

Posted on January 26, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Yet another victim of the Global Warming that the “super-cereal” climate scientists have warned about has been found:  A fox frozen in a Scandinavian lake.      This poor victim of Global Warming follows the discover of an Elk similarly frozen, as … Continue reading →

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U.N. Climate Chief Declares Communist China a Paragon of Ecological Stewardship

Posted on January 25, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Christiana Figueres, the executive secretary of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, has declared that the paragon of ecological stewardship is none other than Communist China, because “China is also able to implement policies because its political system avoids … Continue reading →

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Urban Miswire

Posted on December 23, 2013 by The Political Hat

     A study from Exeter University have shown that the brain may be hardwired to be confused and uncomfortable in urban settings but peaceful in more rural settings: “According to preliminary results of a study by scientists at Exeter University, an … Continue reading →

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Experto Crede: Deny the Deniers

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Guest Poster

     Previous guest poster Claudius Ptolemy has submitted yet another guest post on the importance of shunning “unscientific views.”      The post was received via a hippie chick with a bong the Delphic Oracle: I have yet again been informed, by the … Continue reading →

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California Fails Biology

Posted on October 16, 2013 by The Political Hat

     Where do babies come from?  For most sane and rational people, the answer is that a man engages in reproductive sex acts with a woman.  The California Grand Soviet Legislature, however, doesn’t seem to understand that: “A bill signed into … Continue reading →

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Experto Crede: The Science is Settled

Posted on October 12, 2013 by Guest Poster

     The following guest post was received from the well known ancient scientist Claudius Ptolemy via Michel de Nostredame’s scrying bowl. I have been informed, by the local haruspex that a periodically written compendium of scientific knowledge called “Popular Science” will … Continue reading →

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The Haruspices of the IPCC

Posted on October 8, 2013 by The Political Hat

     The climate models that predict doom and destruction are increasingly being proven not just wrong, but spectacularly wrong.  Many of the prophets of apocalyptic destruction are finding it necessary to dial back their prognostications of immanent annihilation. The Nation Academy … Continue reading →

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Questioning Assumptions: Silencing Dissent Because Science Says So

Posted on August 20, 2013 by The Political Hat

     Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell has come out and said that those who work for the Interior Dept. should NOT question the assumption that human activity is causing total ecological DOOM, and stated that “I hope there are no … Continue reading →

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The Great Tea Party Conspiracy

Posted on July 5, 2013 by The Political Hat

     The left have for years now had a rabid drive to “prove” that the Tea Party was “astoturf” (i.e. a fake grassroots movement) that they have fallen to peddling insane conspiracy theories.  In order to give the illusion of solid … Continue reading →

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