Category Archives: Progressives

The Intolerance of the Left: Religious Freedom Restoration Act Edition

Posted on April 2, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Tolerance, to the Left, comprises of shutting up on your part, and saying what they want you to say.  Indiana, and Arkansas, considered (and been bullied into vetoing) local versions of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which has existed on … Continue reading →

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There Were Gay Orgies in Mecca?

Posted on March 30, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One things the Progressives are hell bent on is ret-conning the past to fit their delusional narrative.  Based on the idea of “Kyriarchy,” all the problems in the world are the cause of a small cabal of straight White cis-gendered … Continue reading →

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We Should Accept Everyone, Except for Normal People

Posted on March 28, 2015 by The Political Hat

     You are “Cis-Gendered” if you are a guy who thinks he’s a guy or a lady who thinks she’s a lady.  Apparently this is wrong and you have no right to oppress people by being normal.

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Turning on a Light Switch is LITERALLY Rape

Posted on March 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Remember “Microagression“, where harmless and innocent things are all declared to be tools of oppression by The Patriarchy™ or more broadly The Kyriarchy™?      Well, if you accept this, then you should be hyper-aware of the oppression you are imposing on … Continue reading →

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Elton John, Gay Basher

Posted on March 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Two Gay fashion designers are hitting back against the “hypocritical” and “Taliban” attack by a washed-up pop star.  The designers are accused of “archaic” thinking.  A number of other washed up musicians also chimed in against the two gay fashion … Continue reading →

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Progressive Fantasy: Super Happy Fun Time

Posted on March 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

Peter Pan is the Progressive ideal.      Perpetual childhood of the masses is the end goal for Progressives, with most people spared having to grow up and actually run things like a responsible adult… in particular, their own lives.      Hipsters, special … Continue reading →

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Smashing the Duo-Normative Diarchy: Not Just for Homosexuals Anymore!

Posted on March 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     There have been many examples of trios of both gay men and lesbians who have fought against duo-normative oppression by polyamorous “marriages” between the trios.      Now, heterosexuals and bisexuals are joining the vanguard of the revolution against oppressive duo-normative oppressors: … Continue reading →

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Post-Humanist Feminist Theory

Posted on March 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The division between parody and reality is gone.  Coming to you from the University of Marburg in Germany… an exploration of Feminism that transcends such social constructs as species.      …and one wonders why the most radical and virulent forms of … Continue reading →

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Social Justice is Powered by… Magic?!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!  What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions!      Just in case you were wondering: RED HEALTH There’s no shame in taking a hit or two … Continue reading →

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Michelle Obama’s War on Tacos

Posted on March 10, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Taking tasty tacos away from children isn’t just for mean and abusive teachers anymore… now Michelle Obama herself has gotten in on the nefarious elimination of “unhealthy” but tasty tacos.      A deprived child wrote to Michelle Obama: “Dear Mrs. Obama, … Continue reading →

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