Hello, My Gender Is…

     For those awkward times when people don’t know which invented gender you go by, or what pronoun set you prefer, comes these helpful nametags…

     It’s just a simpler way of saying “I’m a special little snowflake who is messed up in the head.”

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3 Responses to Hello, My Gender Is…

  1. zerk says:

    I love the “Address me as..” vs. “My name is…”

    Because “Your Eminence” would be a pretty cool thing on a nametag.

    • CoderInCrisis says:

      It’s to ward off attack via sorcery.

      In a book series I’m reading, sorcerers as each other what they would like to be called, not what their names are, since knowing someone’s “true name” allows you to do terrible things to them.

      So they’re not just “special snowflakes”. They’re special snowflakes that are immune to dangerous wizardry. Which they probably also believe in, but that’s a whole different problem.

  2. CoderInCrisis says:

    I like the one with “They, Them, Theirs”. I’d have to ask, “How many of you are in there, anyway?” Is that one for people with multiple personalities?

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