{"id":9661,"date":"2015-08-08T00:20:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-08T07:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=9661"},"modified":"2016-02-18T16:59:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T23:59:52","slug":"if-you-need-a-lizard-to-describe-your-sexuality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/08\/08\/if-you-need-a-lizard-to-describe-your-sexuality\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Need a Lizard to Describe Your Sexuality…"},"content":{"rendered":"

     Because describing your sexuality with unicorns and dragons<\/a> is just too normal<\/em>, you can now describe it with… lizards<\/a> and other reptiles and amphibians…<\/p>\n

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     Well, who says they can’t be both<\/a> a lizard and<\/em> a unicorn.<\/p>\n

     Update: The original link to the Tumblr page with the images had gone up in a puff of smoke. Images originated here<\/a>. <\/p>\n

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     Because describing your sexuality with unicorns and dragons is just too normal, you can now describe it with… lizards and other reptiles and amphibians…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,70,22,64,68],"class_list":["post-9661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doom","tag-facepalm","tag-fail","tag-lulz","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9661"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11165,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9661\/revisions\/11165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}