{"id":9244,"date":"2015-06-18T01:20:47","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T08:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=9244"},"modified":"2015-06-18T01:20:47","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T08:20:47","slug":"you-are-not-a-gay-wolf-you-are-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/06\/18\/you-are-not-a-gay-wolf-you-are-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"You Are Not a Gay Wolf &#8211; You Are Insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have &#8220;bareback&#8221; sex with gay wolves, then you are <a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/zPhdjiS\" target=\"_blank\">objectively<\/a> insane:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9245\" title=\"kinfession gay wolf\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/kinfession-gay-wolf-.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/kinfession-gay-wolf-.png 522w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/kinfession-gay-wolf--300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It does beg the question, though: Is it crazier to want to mount a gay wolf, or to be mounted <em>by<\/em> a gay wolf?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The world, thankfully, will likely never know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7709\" title=\"furry commie mutant traitors paranoia\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/furry-commie-mutant-traitors-paranoia.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/furry-commie-mutant-traitors-paranoia.jpg 580w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/furry-commie-mutant-traitors-paranoia-300x136.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little mood music:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/g-eafUBULWA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\"><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\"><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\"><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"You Are Not a Gay Wolf - You Are Insane\"><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have 'bareback' sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane.\"><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/furry-commie-mutant-traitors-paranoia.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have &#8220;bareback&#8221; sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It does beg the question, though: Is it crazier to want to mount a gay wolf, or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/06\/18\/you-are-not-a-gay-wolf-you-are-insane\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7709,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[70,68],"class_list":["post-9244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-progressives","category-science","tag-facepalm","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9244"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9317,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244\/revisions\/9317"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}