{"id":8544,"date":"2015-03-13T00:47:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T07:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=8544"},"modified":"2015-03-13T00:47:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T07:47:39","slug":"social-justice-is-powered-by-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/03\/13\/social-justice-is-powered-by-magic\/","title":{"rendered":"Social Justice is Powered by… Magic?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!\u00a0 What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up<\/a> with magical potions<\/em>!<\/p>\n

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     Just in case you were wondering<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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RED HEALTH<\/p>\n

There\u2019s no shame in taking a hit or two in the battle for social justice. The trolls are legion, tricksome, and not above taking advantage of stun lock combinations. That\u2019s where Health Potion comes in! Swig it down, refill your life and get back in the action! Whether you\u2019re soaking up harassment as the tank or keeping everyone\u2019s spirits up as healer, one of these around your neck will keep you in the fight for longer.<\/p>\n

YELLOW STAMINA<\/p>\n

We all know that trolls don\u2019t go down easy, and your standard attacks aren\u2019t going to cut it. You need to bust out the special moves. Whether you\u2019re pulling aggro away from someone who\u2019s had enough for the day or delivering the Spinkick of Diverse Representation, you want to keep that stamina bar topped up at all times. Invest in a stamina potion and make sure that you can do what you need to do, when you need to do it.<\/p>\n

BLUE MANA<\/p>\n

It\u2019s the tanks that get the glory, but the mages who win the battle. As it is in gaming, so it is in life. You have a diverse bag of tricks \u2013 the Dispel Harassment buff, the Incriminating Screenshot Fireball, not to mention Summon Someone Who Knows What They\u2019re Talking About. What\u2019s the good of having all those spells if you don\u2019t have the mana to cast them? Strap a nice blue potion of mana around your neck and make sure that you\u2019re never without your powers.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

     This might be the n<\/em>th<\/sup> dimensional level of trolling going on here, but still, this is f**kin’ insane.<\/p>\n

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     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!\u00a0 What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions!      Just in case you were wondering: RED HEALTH There\u2019s no shame in taking a hit or two … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[70,64,48,68],"class_list":["post-8544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-progressives","tag-facepalm","tag-lulz","tag-social-justice","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8544"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8671,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8544\/revisions\/8671"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}