{"id":8337,"date":"2015-02-27T15:36:58","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T22:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=8337"},"modified":"2017-01-22T23:12:51","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T06:12:51","slug":"the-war-on-catgirls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/02\/27\/the-war-on-catgirls\/","title":{"rendered":"The War on Catgirls"},"content":{"rendered":"

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     If a Georgia lawmaker gets his way, genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership will be illegal.\u00a0 Not specifically<\/em> catgirls, but any combination of DNA from human and non-human sources<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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“A state lawmaker wants to prevent research in Georgia that could create a hybrid human-animal embryo. Rep. Tom Kirby (R-Gainesville) says such research is already being done in the United States and he\u2019s heard possibly even in Georgia.<\/p>\n

“‘It deals with the banning of mixing of those two different types of species and creating this Frankenstein science,’ he tells WSB’s Sandra Parrish.<\/p>\n

“It’s not hard to find images on the internet of glowing cats, pigs, rabbits, and monkeys that were injected with a DNA from jellyfish as embryos.\u00a0 The research is done to help scientists map the genes that can cause devastating diseases in humans such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and diabetes.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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     Levity involving “catgirls” aside, precluding the possibility that non-human DNA may be used to treat diseases seems pre-emotively foolish.\u00a0 The proposed legislation would ban the use of organs from animals<\/a> be used for transplant to humans.\u00a0 The possibility of genetically engineering and animal to grow a biologically compatible human organ would save an innumerable number of lives. I mean, what catgirl maid wouldn’t want to donate a kidney to her loving master?<\/p>\n

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     Perhaps, the sponsor of the bill, state Rep. Tom Kirby, would change his mind if he got to know some cat girl maids?<\/p>\n

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     A little mood music:<\/p>\n