{"id":7848,"date":"2015-01-08T14:04:20","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T21:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=7848"},"modified":"2015-01-08T14:04:20","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T21:04:20","slug":"an-agender-panromantic-asexual-oriental-short-clawed-zombie-otter-in-a-quasiplatonic-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/01\/08\/an-agender-panromantic-asexual-oriental-short-clawed-zombie-otter-in-a-quasiplatonic-relationship\/","title":{"rendered":"An Agender Panromantic Asexual Oriental Short Clawed Zombie Otter in a Quasiplatonic Relationship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The latest special little snowflake describes &#8220;vaer-self&#8221; with a laundry list of <a href=\"http:\/\/autisticstarlord.tumblr.com\/about\" target=\"_blank\">delusions and mental illnesses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m agender, meaning I don\u2019t have a gender basically, and I have severe dysphoria.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m panromantic asexual and on the aromantic spectrum<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m in a quasiplatonic relationship with this adorable doe who I love more than anything &lt;33<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m an oriental short clawed otter therian and also a zombie. I explain both of those things in more detail in my FAQ page.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m autistic, and I have anxiety disorder (general and social), chronic tic disorder, chronic migraines, and I\u2019m psychotic with lots of delusions (mostly paranoia-based). I\u2019m also a trauma-based system and have disordered eating.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">How \u201cstrong\u201d each special interest is changes frequently, but they\u2019re mainly various video games, animes, or movies. Currently, they\u2019re Ib and In the Flesh.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I also like Neopets, a few animes (especially Free!, Hetalia, Deadman Wonderland, and Black Butler), and a few video games (especially Spyro the Dragon, multiple RPGs, Five Nights at Freddy\u2019s, and The Darkest Faerie)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Seijuurou Mikoshiba (Free!), Senji Kiyomasa (DMWL), Garry (Ib), and The Mangle (FNaF) are my problematic favs<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Simon\/Kieren (ITF) is my OTP<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Music wise, I love Steam Powered Giraffe, Lou Reed, and (pre-80s) David Bowie<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I\u2019m INTJ and a Sagittarius. Also I love to write and NaNoWriMo is my favorite thing. Here\u2019s my writing blog!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In full:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7849\" title=\"otter1\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter1.jpg 404w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter1-181x300.jpg 181w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 404px) 100vw, 404px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7850\" title=\"otter2\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter2.jpg 402w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter2-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 402px) 100vw, 402px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unsurprisingly, out little autistic zombie otter self-describes as a &#8220;loser.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7851\" title=\"otter3\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter3.jpg 207w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/otter3-109x300.jpg 109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No kid, you just need mental help&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_static_c59ml1yx1zscsoo800wgk80gg.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"tumblr_static_c59ml1yx1zscsoo800wgk80gg\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7853\" \/><br \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\"><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\"><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\"><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"An Agender Panromantic Asexual Oriental Short Clawed Zombie Otter in a Quasiplatonic Relationship \"><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"The latest special little snowflake describes 'vaer-self' with a laundry list of delusions and mental illnesses\"><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/tumblr_static_c59ml1yx1zscsoo800wgk80gg.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The latest special little snowflake describes &#8220;vaer-self&#8221; with a laundry list of delusions and mental illnesses: I\u2019m agender, meaning I don\u2019t have a gender basically, and I have severe dysphoria. I\u2019m panromantic asexual and on the aromantic spectrum I\u2019m in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/01\/08\/an-agender-panromantic-asexual-oriental-short-clawed-zombie-otter-in-a-quasiplatonic-relationship\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7853,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[70,55,64],"class_list":["post-7848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-facepalm","tag-gender","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7848"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7949,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848\/revisions\/7949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}