{"id":7698,"date":"2015-01-07T14:17:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=7698"},"modified":"2015-01-07T14:17:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T21:17:09","slug":"stop-oppressing-me-because-im-a-plant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/01\/07\/stop-oppressing-me-because-im-a-plant\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Stop Oppressing Me Because I&#8217;m a Plant&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another poor little snowflake laments being oppressed by other &#8220;Other-kin&#8221; for believing that they are&#8230; a <a href=\"http:\/\/wtfsocialjustice.tumblr.com\/image\/105479999343\" target=\"_blank\">Plant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7699\" title=\"plant-kin\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/plant-kin.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/plant-kin.png 630w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/plant-kin-300x145.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what type of plant is this anonymous &#8220;plant-kin&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently this &#8220;plant-kin&#8221; also identifies as a &#8220;space-kin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This can mean only one thing\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7701\" title=\"oppressed triffids\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oppressed-triffids.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"327\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oppressed-triffids.jpg 327w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oppressed-triffids-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 327px) 100vw, 327px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Sigh<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little mood music:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/embed\/video\/xikdb6\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xikdb6_vegetable-man_lifestyle\" target=\"_blank\">Vegetable Man<\/a> <i>by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/CaseyDeiss\" target=\"_blank\">CaseyDeiss<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\"><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatblog\"><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalhat\"><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Stop Oppressing Me Because I'm a Plant'\"><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Another poor little snowflake laments being oppressed by other 'Other-kin' for believing that they are... a Plant\"><meta name=\"twitter:image:src\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/oppressed-triffids.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another poor little snowflake laments being oppressed by other &#8220;Other-kin&#8221; for believing that they are&#8230; a Plant: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what type of plant is this anonymous &#8220;plant-kin&#8221;? &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently this &#8220;plant-kin&#8221; also identifies as a &#8220;space-kin.&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This can mean only one thing\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7701,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[70,22,64,42,86],"class_list":["post-7698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-science","category-uncategorized","tag-facepalm","tag-fail","tag-lulz","tag-mood-music","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7698"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7945,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7698\/revisions\/7945"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}