{"id":18476,"date":"2021-09-14T18:19:56","date_gmt":"2021-09-15T01:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=18476"},"modified":"2021-09-14T18:19:56","modified_gmt":"2021-09-15T01:19:56","slug":"allah-vs-the-astral-witches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2021\/09\/14\/allah-vs-the-astral-witches\/","title":{"rendered":"Allah vs The Astral Witches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woke witches have used their \u201cmagic\u201d to fight many unwoke enemies, including non-anti-racists in <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2020\/08\/21\/fighting-racism-in-academia-with-witchcraft\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">academia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2018\/10\/19\/the-witch-war-against-kavanaugh\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Brett Kavanaugh<\/a>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/09\/12\/fighting-the-confederacy-with-witchcraft\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Confederacy<\/a>, and even <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/07\/02\/witch-degentrification\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">White urban hipsters<\/a>. But now it seems that they\u2019ve waged war against someone way out of their league: Allah.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18477\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/witch-allah.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"515\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/witch-allah.png 515w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/witch-allah-229x300.png 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little mood music&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;height:0;overflow:hidden;\"> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute;left:0px;top:0px;overflow:hidden\" frameborder=\"0\" type=\"text\/html\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/embed\/video\/x5mogyp\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" allowfullscreen > <\/iframe> <\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/three-witches.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11832\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/three-witches.jpg 751w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/three-witches-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1px) 100vw, 1px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Allah vs. The Astral Witches\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Woke witches have used their 'magic' to fight many unwoke enemies, including non-anti-racists in academia, Brett Kavanaugh, the Confederacy, and even White urban hipsters.  But now it seems that they\u2019ve waged war against someone way out of their league: Allah.\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/three-witches.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woke witches have used their \u201cmagic\u201d to fight many unwoke enemies, including non-anti-racists in academia, Brett Kavanaugh, the Confederacy, and even White urban hipsters. But now it seems that they\u2019ve waged war against someone way out of their league: Allah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11832,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,1],"tags":[77,64,48,68],"class_list":["post-18476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-progressives","category-uncategorized","tag-derp","tag-lulz","tag-social-justice","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18478,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18476\/revisions\/18478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}