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Fagin, a advocate of criminal justice reform and friend to poor children everywhere.<\/p><\/div>\n
\nIt can be hard for us poor unfortunates, don\u2019t agree my dear? Why, I quite humbly help poor street urchins oppressed by society earn a living. And what do most jurisdictions do about it? Criminalize the little scamps and even prosecute people like me!<\/p>\n
But there is a shining light from Seattle that points to the shiny coins to be pickpocketed<\/span> liberated<\/em> from victims of theft<\/span> rich oppressors<\/em>! They, ho have already allowed safe havens<\/a> free from pernicious coppers, are considering making all misdemeanors for many people in effect totally legal<\/a>\u2026 but only for the poor and oppressed<\/a> by \u201camend[ing] the definition of \u2018duress\u2019 to include crimes committed due to poverty or during a behavioral health incident. It would also amend the Seattle Municipal Code (SMC) to make these crimes \u2018de minimis\u2019 to allow a court to dismiss charges brought.\u201d It\u2019s not like assault, theft, harassment, and trespass are too much for the people to put up with, after all.<\/p>\n
There are some who complain and want to punish us poor dregs<\/a>, but the enlightened City of Seattle<\/a> has our backs, so you\u2019d better watch yours.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
It\u2019d be too cruel (to Australia) to send \u2018em all to Australia, wouldn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n
The proposal can be read below.<\/p>\n