{"id":16711,"date":"2020-06-23T00:44:59","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T07:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=16711"},"modified":"2020-06-23T00:44:59","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T07:44:59","slug":"corona-chan-gets-kinky-in-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2020\/06\/23\/corona-chan-gets-kinky-in-new-york\/","title":{"rendered":"Corona-chan Gets Kinky in New York"},"content":{"rendered":"

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     During the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020, New York City, which has suffered about a third of Xinnie the Flu\u2019s Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague Bio-Weapon of DOOM (with sprinkles*) in the United States, released guidance<\/a> to help kinky perverts get their groove on.<\/p>\n

     The bad news is that hookers, orgies, stiking your tongue in somone\u2019s \u201cout door\u201d, and anything not involving a mask is a no-no.<\/p>\n

     The good news, if you are into that thing, is that gloryholes are totes endorsed!<\/p>\n

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\u201cBe creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

     So, the City of New York, in a time of crisis and reminiscing on all her past troubles, has decided that Gloryholes are not only not bad but actually good when it comes to Corona-chan!<\/p>\n

     But then, the state of New York has had an effective reproduction number of the COVID-19 well below most states for over a month as of posting, perhaps kinky ain\u2019t Corona-rific?<\/p>\n

”     * The sprinkles are also cursed.<\/p>\n

     The sex guide in question.<\/p>\n

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New York City\u2019s Health Depa…<\/a> by ThePoliticalHat<\/a> on Scribd<\/p>\n