{"id":16003,"date":"2019-10-30T02:09:29","date_gmt":"2019-10-30T09:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=16003"},"modified":"2019-10-30T02:09:29","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T09:09:29","slug":"our-monster-culture-is-not-your-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/10\/30\/our-monster-culture-is-not-your-costume\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Monster Culture Is Not Your Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This guest post was delivered by a real estate agent screaming about rats, rats, rats, thousands\u2014millions of them\u2026 all red blood.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"text-align: center\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16004\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/dracula.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/dracula.jpg 560w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/dracula-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">I bid you\u2026 welcome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">An increasing number of mortals have been <a href=\"https:\/\/www.campusreform.org\/?ID=13877\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">asserting<\/a> that <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/02\/09\/quick-takes-punishment-for-incorrect-costumes-punishment-for-incorrect-viewpoints-punishment-for-incorrect-thoughts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">their culture is not someone else\u2019s costume<\/a>. Mere human mortals are almost always pathetic little creatures, and though they will too bow down and serve us as Mr. Renfield does, in this case they are indeed correct.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">We monsters insist that people stop dressing up as us. No more vampires, witches, mummies, &amp;c. This is our culture; not your costume.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">And yes, we have embraced the work \u201cmonster\u201d much as your human Blacks and LGBTQ have embraced the \u201cN-word\u201d and \u201cQueer\u201d, respectively.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">While we are on the subject, you human mortals need to check your privileges! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">They are not \u201czombies\u201d or the \u201cundead\u201d but simply identify as living, and thus or trans-living\u2026 and trans-living <i>are<\/i> living. <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Frankenstein\u2019s monster, who you human mortal oppressors won\u2019t even call by xyr\u2019s real name, Abby, has had monster-affirming surgery and should not be mocked for having surgery to change parts to be true to who xyr is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Further, we call on all the so-called \u201cmonster movies\u201d to be banned as HATE SPEECH; Also for all \u201cassault stakes\u201d made from white oak and white ash, all silver, and pitchforks to be made illegal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">We await your apology.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to apologize soon before our guest poster dies of AIDS\u2026<\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Our Monster Culture Is Not Your Costume\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"This guest post was delivered by a real estate agent screaming about rats, rats, rats, thousands\u2014millions of them\u2026 all red blood.\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/dracula.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This guest post was delivered by a real estate agent screaming about rats, rats, rats, thousands\u2014millions of them\u2026 all red blood. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I bid you\u2026 welcome. An increasing number of mortals have been asserting that their culture is not someone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/10\/30\/our-monster-culture-is-not-your-costume\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":16004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,1],"tags":[87,64],"class_list":["post-16003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-guest-post","category-uncategorized","tag-guest-post","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16003"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16007,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16003\/revisions\/16007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}