{"id":15655,"date":"2019-06-05T00:33:36","date_gmt":"2019-06-05T07:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=15655"},"modified":"2019-06-05T00:33:36","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T07:33:36","slug":"stopping-spoon-related-violence-in-the-u-k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/06\/05\/stopping-spoon-related-violence-in-the-u-k\/","title":{"rendered":"Stopping Spoon-related Violence in the U.K."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-6687123\/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">mis-gendering<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2018\/06\/18\/just-when-you-thought-the-rotherham-rape-gang-scandal-couldnt-get-any-worse\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">sex-slave rings<\/a>, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2018\/04\/18\/banning-the-knife-in-britain\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pointy objects<\/a> or&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/05\/07\/assault-with-a-deadly-whisk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">whisks<\/a>&#8230; but now, thanks to the Regents Park Police, also the scourge of&#8230; spoons and small non-sharp tent-pegs\/dull-Allen wrenches (or something).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" align=\"center\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps,dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scope?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@scope<\/a> charity shop who diligently didn\u2019t want them to get into the wrong hands &amp; disposed of correctly &amp; safely <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GNfxZd6iGd\">pic.twitter.com\/GNfxZd6iGd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MPSRegentsPark\/status\/1128259712984735744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 14, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MhfuuKiTcYQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to be outdone,\u00a0The Camden police are protecting people from&#8230; small non-sharp tent stake (or very worn and dull Allen wrench) and tiny dull Phillips head screwdrivers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" align=\"center\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Another knife taken off the streets by the CN Schools team. Schools officers for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RegentHighSch?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@RegentHighSch<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Westking?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Westking<\/a> college on patrol around their schools, saw a male acting suspiciously. After a short chase male detained &amp; knife &amp; other items found <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/knifefree?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#knifefree<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3vzak3vh6y\">pic.twitter.com\/3vzak3vh6y<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Camden Police (@MPSCamden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MPSCamden\/status\/1128778692560343041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What&#8217;s the under\/over on how long it will take them to start confiscating raspberries and pointed sticks?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/British-Spoon-Confiscation.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/British-Spoon-Confiscation.jpg 900w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/British-Spoon-Confiscation-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/British-Spoon-Confiscation-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1px) 100vw, 1px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Stopping Spoon-related Violence in the U.K.\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of mis-gendering over sex-slave rings, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of pointy objects or... whisks... but now, thanks to the Regents Park Police, also the scourge of... spoons and small hex wrenches.\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/British-Spoon-Confiscation.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/spoon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/spoon.jpg 398w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/spoon-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1px) 100vw, 1px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of mis-gendering or sex-slave rings, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of pointy objects or&#8230; whisks&#8230; but now, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/06\/05\/stopping-spoon-related-violence-in-the-u-k\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15657,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[77,9,70,22,51],"class_list":["post-15655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-progressives","tag-derp","tag-europe","tag-facepalm","tag-fail","tag-51"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15658,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions\/15658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}