{"id":15435,"date":"2019-03-05T01:21:15","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T08:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=15435"},"modified":"2019-03-05T01:21:15","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T08:21:15","slug":"lakes-are-armed-people-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/03\/05\/lakes-are-armed-people-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Lakes Are (Armed) People Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is increasingly being established in law that natural features such as <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/03\/28\/rivers-are-people-too\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">rivers<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/04\/18\/glaciers-are-people-too\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">glaciers<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2012\/10\/22\/legal-rights-granted-to-gaia\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gaia<\/a> zyrself are becoming legal persons that have a right to sue in court&#8230; or more accurately have someone else sue in court on their behalf, both internationally and <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/10\/12\/american-rivers-are-people-too\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">domestically<\/a> in the United States.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, such a legal recognition of rights has been granted to&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.is\/WYHSD\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lake Eire<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;It started in a pub. A handful of people, hunched over beers in Toledo, Ohio, were talking about a water crisis that had plagued the city in 2014. The pollution of Lake Erie had gotten so bad that it had taken a serious toll on their lives. The government, they felt, wasn\u2019t doing enough to protect the lake. And so they wondered: What if the lake could protect itself?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;The idea they hatched that night ultimately resulted in a special election, which had the citizens of Toledo voting Tuesday on a very unusual question: Should Lake Erie be granted the legal rights normally reserved for a person?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;The measure passed easily, which means citizens will be able to sue on behalf of the lake whenever its right to flourish is being contravened \u2014 that is, whenever it\u2019s in danger of major environmental harm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This raises an important question: If Lake Erie has the same rights as people, does this mean that Lake Eire now has a right to keep and bear arms?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" align=\"center\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lake Erie now has the right to bear arms?<\/p>\n<p>Awesome.<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Y6Gz4cmhjg\">https:\/\/t.co\/Y6Gz4cmhjg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Neoavatara\/status\/1100929058538438656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is precedence for this, after all. Did not the Lady of the Lake not only possess the &#8220;assault sword&#8221; Excalibur, but transferred ownership without a background check?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/lady-of-the-lake-giving-arthur-excalibur.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/lady-of-the-lake-giving-arthur-excalibur.jpg 470w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/lady-of-the-lake-giving-arthur-excalibur-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1px) 100vw, 1px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, if some water tart throws a sword at you or some moistened bint lobs a scimitar at you, isn&#8217;t that their fundamental rights?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or are you just a Gaia H8r who thinks this is all just some &#8220;farcical aquatic ceremony&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Lakes Are (Armed) People Too\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"It is increasingly being established in law that natural features such as rivers, glaciers, and Gaia zyrself are becoming legal persons that have a right to sue in court... or more accurately have someone else sue in court on their behalf, both internationally and domestically in the United States.\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/lady-of-the-lake-giving-arthur-excalibur.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is increasingly being established in law that natural features such as rivers, glaciers, and Gaia zyrself are becoming legal persons that have a right to sue in court&#8230; or more accurately have someone else sue in court on their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2019\/03\/05\/lakes-are-armed-people-too\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15437,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,17],"tags":[41,26,68,51],"class_list":["post-15435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gun-rights","category-progressives","tag-2nd-amendment","tag-green","tag-wtf","tag-51"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15435"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15439,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15435\/revisions\/15439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}