{"id":14115,"date":"2017-11-17T03:35:42","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T10:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=14115"},"modified":"2017-11-17T03:35:42","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T10:35:42","slug":"middle-earths-new-prime-minister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/11\/17\/middle-earths-new-prime-minister\/","title":{"rendered":"Middle Earth’s New Prime Minister"},"content":{"rendered":"

     The following message transmitted via<\/em> a Silmaril…<\/p>\n

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Pictured: New Zealand Social Justice Warrior<\/p><\/div>\n

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The incoming Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth<\/span> New Zealand<\/em>, Jacinda Ardern<\/a>, already known for her pro-civil rights stances for the poor and oppressed Orcs, is a welcome replacement as an ally for social justice<\/em> against those racist pasty-faced Elves and their irrational animus against persons of color like orcs, goblins, and denizens of Far Harad.<\/p>\n

“Ms Ardern said New Zealanders were not feeling the benefits of prosperity. Asked if capitalism had failed New Zealanders on low incomes, Ms Ardern was blunt.<\/p>\n

“‘If you have hundreds of thousands of children living in homes without enough to survive<\/strong>, that\u2019s a blatant failure. What else could you describe it as?'”<\/p>\n

Our new alliance of the two towers with Jacinda Ardern will make sure that there are no starving and unemployed White Supremacists<\/span> Elves<\/em>, bankers<\/span> Dwarves<\/em>, and hole-dwelling trash in flyover country<\/span> Hobbits<\/em>…<\/p>\n

SOON<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

     Who could argue with such a strong advocate of Social Justice?<\/p>\n

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