{"id":13888,"date":"2017-09-16T00:18:22","date_gmt":"2017-09-16T07:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=13888"},"modified":"2017-09-16T00:18:22","modified_gmt":"2017-09-16T07:18:22","slug":"in-condemnation-of-a-farcical-aquatic-ceremony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/09\/16\/in-condemnation-of-a-farcical-aquatic-ceremony\/","title":{"rendered":"In Condemnation of a Farcical Aquatic Ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The following message from Dennis (Labour MP for Mucklandshire) was delivered by Zoot and Dingo (after the spanking, of course)&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13848\" style=\"width: 307px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13848\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13848\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Dennis-Labour-MP.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"297\" height=\"297\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13848\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dennis, Labour MP for Muchlandshire.<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">As I have said many times before, &#8220;Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.&#8221; Yet here we are again with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-4848540\/Schoolgirl-pulls-4ft-sword-Cornish-lake.html\" target=\"_blank\">seven year old girl taking a sword from a lake<\/a> that that repressive dictator &#8220;King&#8221; Arthur apparently lost it in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_13847\" style=\"width: 522px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13847\" class=\"wp-image-13847 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Sabre.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Sabre.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Sabre-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Sabre-768x614.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13847\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pictured: The little girl who pulled out the sword to claim Kingship over the Britons.<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Strange girls in ponds picking a sword is no basis for a system of government, only by democratic elections (unless those Tories win due to racism, Islamophobia, and hatred of foxes) can legitimacy of the masses be ascertained!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">We must reject this farcical aquatic ceremony and replace it with an anarcho-syndicalist commune where, as I&#8217;ve explained before &#8220;We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority&#8221; otherwise.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">It&#8217;s the only way to defeat the violence inherent in the system!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enjoy looking for a lovely patch of filth, Dennis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"In Condemnation of a Farcical Aquatic Ceremony\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"The following message from Dennis (Labour MP for Mucklandshire) was delivered by Zoot and Dingo (after the spanking, of course)...\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Dennis-Labour-MP.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The following message from Dennis (Labour MP for Mucklandshire) was delivered by Zoot and Dingo (after the spanking, of course)&#8230;. As I have said many times before, &#8220;Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/09\/16\/in-condemnation-of-a-farcical-aquatic-ceremony\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,49],"tags":[9,55,64],"class_list":["post-13888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-elections","category-guest-post","tag-europe","tag-gender","tag-lulz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13888"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13891,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13888\/revisions\/13891"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}