{"id":13333,"date":"2017-04-25T01:03:42","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T08:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=13333"},"modified":"2017-07-21T23:21:29","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T06:21:29","slug":"progressive-science-pansexual-wood-sprites-and-sad-clowns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/04\/25\/progressive-science-pansexual-wood-sprites-and-sad-clowns\/","title":{"rendered":"Progressive Science: Pansexual Wood Sprites and Sad Clowns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bill Nye, who used to be known as the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AVDBD_HXtMs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">science guy<\/a>&#8221; a generation ago when he hosted a sub-par kiddy program, now fancies himself a warrior of the one true <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">faith<\/span> <strong>science<\/strong>. He has decided to highlight his dedication to science by embracing pansexual flirty wood sprites and using a sexual aid to pleasure oneself while having an internet audio-visual chat with a sad clown&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AVDBD_HXtMs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, this could just be chalked up to a big self-deprecating joke, but the song-and-dance number was just too spot on with how these <a href=\"https:\/\/wattsupwiththat.com\/2017\/04\/22\/the-ugliness-begins-watch-livestream-of-the-marchforscience-via-sciencemarchdc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">#ILoveScienceSexually\/Social Justice Wariors<\/a> actually think and what they actually believe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Science&#8221; has ceased to be an approach and a method for attaining a better understanding of how things work, and become but a tool, at best, to support the narrative when convenient, or a fig leaf for the secular faith that is &#8220;Social Justice&#8221;, and more broadly, the Progressive worldview.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Already we see calls for a &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/10\/17\/science-and-sexism-or-why-feminist-science-isnt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Feminist<\/a>&#8221; version of science, &#8220;anti-colonial&#8221;\/&#8221;anti-White&#8221; &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/10\/19\/science-and-racism-or-why-witches-throwing-magical-lightning-bolts-dont-exist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ways of knowing<\/a>&#8220;, and other <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/05\/26\/political-ploys-are-born-this-way\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">political shenanigans<\/a> used to push the pre-determined correct narrative.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The &#8220;science&#8221;, and <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/12\/13\/trans-medicine\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">medicine<\/a>, must adhere to the revealed truth of &#8220;Social Justice&#8221;. <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/08\/31\/straightness-is-just-a-social-construct\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sexuality<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2013\/10\/16\/california-fails-biology\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">gender<\/a>, and even <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2015\/01\/16\/biology-is-just-a-social-construct\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">biological sex<\/a> itself are both concomitantly a mandated &#8220;scientific consensus&#8221; of decreed innateness (2 + 2 = 3) <em>and<\/em> a &#8220;social construct&#8221; (2 + 2 = 5).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this point, this <em>nouveau<\/em> &#8220;science&#8221; has been relegated to asking how many trans-boys can dance on the head of a pin!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2014\/09\/12\/species-is-just-social-construct\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">species<\/a> and reality itself is not beyond <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stillgray\/status\/856620285662855168\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">fungibility<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" align=\"center\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pansexual wood sprites have +2 to dexterity and a nightvision racial trait. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TH2x9a3p3L\">pic.twitter.com\/TH2x9a3p3L<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stillgray\/status\/856620285662855168\">April 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bill Nye has gone from &#8220;the science guy&#8221; on a kids&#8217; TV show to high priest to championing masturbation to sad clowns under the moonlight while <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/benshapiro\/status\/856629280071049216\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pansexual wood sprites wax poetically about their &#8220;sex junk&#8221;<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" align=\"center\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Bill Nye the My Sex Junk Guy<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/benshapiro\/status\/856629280071049216\">April 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a stupid time to be alive&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pansexual-flirty-wood-sprite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pansexual-flirty-wood-sprite.jpg 554w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pansexual-flirty-wood-sprite-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1px) 100vw, 1px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\"><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatblog\"><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalhat\"><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Progressive Science: Pansexual Wood Sprites and Sad Clowns\"><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Bill Nye, who used to be known as the 'science guy' a generation ago when he hosted a sub-par kiddy program, now fancies himself a warrior of the one true faith science.  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