{"id":13283,"date":"2017-04-15T11:34:43","date_gmt":"2017-04-15T18:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=13283"},"modified":"2017-04-15T11:34:43","modified_gmt":"2017-04-15T18:34:43","slug":"the-climate-inquisition-vs-th-heresy-of-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/04\/15\/the-climate-inquisition-vs-th-heresy-of-science\/","title":{"rendered":"The Climate Inquisition vs. The Heresy of Science"},"content":{"rendered":"

     The following was obtained as a note attacked to a comfy chair that was recently delivered…<\/p>\n

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Pictured<\/strong>: Rep. Ra\u00fal M. Grijalva, Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson, and Rep. Bobby Scott<\/p><\/div>\n

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NOBODY expects the Climate Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our three<\/em> weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to Gaia…. Our four<\/em>…no… Amongst<\/em> our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise….<\/p>\n

It has been divinely revealed to Gaia’s Holy Inquisition that climate “scientists” former Arizona State University climatologist Dr. Craig D. Idso, James Cook University marine geology and paleontology professor Robert M. Carter, and University of Virginia environmental scientist Dr. Fred Singer, are accused of heresy<\/a> on three counts — heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action — four<\/em> counts.<\/p>\n

The evidence is clear, and these “scientists” why deny the holy word of St. Michael Mann of the Hockey Stick, in their heretical work “Why Climate Scientists Disagree About Global Warming<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

We expect that the professors of true<\/em> climate justice destroy such heretical works<\/a>\u2014obviously not by burning because that would be a climate sin in the eyes of Gaia\u2014but by turning the books into hamster mulch for use by all hamsters everywhere (except for those<\/em> hamsters<\/a>…).<\/p>\n

These heretics shall be punished if they don not repent… though we plan on punishing them anyways…<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

     The comfy chair is already taken…<\/p>\n

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     The following was obtained as a note attacked to a comfy chair that was recently delivered… NOBODY expects the Climate Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13284,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[15,86,48],"class_list":["post-13283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-progressives","category-science","tag-democrats","tag-science","tag-social-justice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13283"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13287,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283\/revisions\/13287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}