{"id":13131,"date":"2017-03-25T19:35:14","date_gmt":"2017-03-26T02:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=13131"},"modified":"2017-03-25T19:35:14","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T02:35:14","slug":"a-word-of-warning-for-pineapple-hating-presidents-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/03\/25\/a-word-of-warning-for-pineapple-hating-presidents-everywhere\/","title":{"rendered":"A Word of Warning for Pineapple Hating Presidents Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"

     The following message from Cuthbert Aloysius Coddington III, President of the Amalgamated International Fruit Company, delivered via<\/em> telegram as delivered by a young boy who looked like that one girl from “The Go-Go’s”\u2026<\/p>\n

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It has come to our attention that the President of Iceland, by the name of Gu\u00f0ni, declared he wanted to pass a ban on pineapple<\/a> as a topping for this Italian pie called “pizza”.<\/p>\n

I kindly reminded this Gu\u00f0ni fellow that we have toppled many a government and overrun countries of fruit-hatted peoples for threatening far less\u2014why just recently we secured access to vast pineapple fields in the Sandwich Islands!<\/p>\n

He has since backpedaled<\/a> from his threat, which was wise of him. However, he has decided to double down on his perverse food fetishes by declaring for the addition of fish, presumably “H\u00e1karl”, to this “pizza”.<\/p>\n

But that is between him and the poor denizens of Iceland.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

     At least Gu\u00f0ni isn’t a vegan…<\/p>\n

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     The following message from Cuthbert Aloysius Coddington III, President of the Amalgamated International Fruit Company, delivered via telegram as delivered by a young boy who looked like that one girl from “The Go-Go’s”\u2026 It has come to our attention that … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,82,68],"class_list":["post-13131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-europe","tag-other","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13131"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13239,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13131\/revisions\/13239"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}