{"id":13113,"date":"2017-03-11T11:45:09","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T18:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=13113"},"modified":"2017-03-11T11:45:09","modified_gmt":"2017-03-11T18:45:09","slug":"kindergarteners-love-pazuzu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2017\/03\/11\/kindergarteners-love-pazuzu\/","title":{"rendered":"Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13115\" style=\"width: 393px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13115\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13115\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Captain-Howdy-Pazuzu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"383\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Captain-Howdy-Pazuzu.jpg 383w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Captain-Howdy-Pazuzu-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13115\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong>Pictured<\/strong>: Captain Howdy, friend to children everywhere!<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Hey kids! It&#8217;s your old pal, Captain Howdy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">I&#8217;m ever so glad that a kindergarten teacher in a Milwaukee public school has decided to introduce me to her super fun students using a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wisn.com\/article\/mom-wants-teacher-fired-for-using-ouija-board-with-kindergarten-students\/8988879\" target=\"_blank\">super fun Ouija board<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">But I has a sad because a mother of one of the students <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through\">who sucks c**ks in hell<\/span> decided that Captain Howdy&#8217;s super happy fun time was <em>problematic<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">But that plucky teacher covered for me, and how!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">&#8220;&#8216;The kids have been asking for a scary story and I got the board and moved the paper clip to answer some of their questions. They asked about scary characters in movies. I did not say there were spirits. It was all done in fun. I understand your concern. It was silly and I&#8217;m sorry. I will take the board home and this won&#8217;t happen again,&#8217; the teacher said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">That&#8217;s tellin&#8217; them!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">But that mother went so far as to say her five year old son is having nightmares and that &#8220;He&#8217;s scared now to go to bed at night, to be in the dark, anything alone&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">He&#8217;ll be with us. In here. With us\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>SOON\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_13114\" style=\"width: 286px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13114\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13114\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/pazuzu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"276\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/pazuzu.jpg 551w, https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/pazuzu-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 276px) 100vw, 276px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-13114\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">*Waves Bye-Bye!*<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><!--more-->&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>A little mood music:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1hbQpjYtbps\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@PoliticHatBlog\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ThePoliticalHat\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!\"\/><meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien...\" \/><meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Captain-Howdy-Pazuzu.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien&#8230; Hey kids! It&#8217;s your old pal, Captain Howdy! 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