{"id":11651,"date":"2016-05-03T00:24:11","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T07:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/politicalhat.com\/?p=11651"},"modified":"2016-05-03T00:24:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T07:24:11","slug":"i-for-one-welcome-our-new-dark-lord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/05\/03\/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-dark-lord\/","title":{"rendered":"I, For One, Welcome Our New Dark Lord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overgrown alcoholic Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be <a href=\"Trump.  https:\/\/twitter.com\/Politics1com\/status\/725697736259969024\" target=\"_blank\">Lucifer<\/a> himself, as well as announcing he was <a href=\"ttp:\/\/hotair.com\/archives\/2016\/04\/28\/boehner-ted-cruz-is-lucifer-in-the-flesh-and-trump-is-my-texting-buddy\/\" target=\"_blank\">texting BFF&#8217;s<\/a> with Donald.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cruz, of course, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redstate.com\/saragonzales\/2016\/04\/28\/ted-cruzs-epic-response-boehner-calling-lucifer-video\/\" target=\"_blank\">verbally b***h-slapped Boehner<\/a>, but this gives your humble author a chance to post a little Luciferian mood music:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2VFJB-ZeVqM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hj716pc1fC0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7jXZv5Ie-Ds\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QC-cU7cZGZE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jB84LL-Z8TU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZLbJiwUPa2Y\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CGZ4Tm7YFlo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q9kT37eIkaY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Bt4Xx3vX3Lg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Qdk5IlmfX8U\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D5wUr4Lut4A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PDIkBtKOq1I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ted-cruz-lucifer.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"ted cruz lucifer\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11652\" 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Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be Lucifer himself, as well as announcing he was texting BFF&#8217;s with Donald. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cruz, of course, verbally b***h-slapped Boehner, but this gives your humble author a chance &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/impeachreno.org\/politicalhat\/2016\/05\/03\/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-dark-lord\/\">Continue reading <span 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